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Hello, friends. Another stellar week in the Bizarro Universe. Not sure how things got here and don’t really care at this point. This week was amazingly mundane if you ignored the chilling spectre of what’s to come. We’re winding down on the first trimester of school in our district and I have a bunch of…
With the death of Wes Craven still carving the hearts of the horror community, many tributes have flooded social networks. They’re heartfelt, and many show great imagination. Some, however, are showing the wrong Freddy. I know what you’re thinking, What do you mean “the wrong Freddy”? How many Freddys are there? The answer is nine.…
The first time I saw the name Wes Craven, it was in TV Guide, around 1986. It was in the synopsis for A Nightmare on Elm Street, which read something like, “Horror maven Wes Craven’s tale of teenagers terrorized by a killer in their dreams.” The fuckers gave it two stars if I recall. In…